
This Week in Tech: Surprise Switch Drops, AI Privacy Acrobatics, and a Tracker That Loves Everyone
This week in tech felt like one long fever dream: Nintendo surprise-dropped preorder news like a Blue Shell from the heavens, Sony hit copy-paste on an old price hike, and Apple’s AI is sniffing your inbox (but politely, it swears). Oh, and Chipolo might’ve just solved the lost-keys Cold War.
Let’s break it all down — fast, fun, and in five minutes or less (give or take a dad joke).
🎮 Nintendo Switch 2 Preorders Just Dropped — And So Did Our Free Time
Nintendo finally opened the gates: Switch 2 preorders go live April 24, with all the fanfare of a Mario Kart shell to the face mid-victory lap. After a tariff-fueled delay, they just casually announced it over the weekend — giving us less than a week to check our wallets, sell our old Switches, and emotionally prepare.
The Numbers:
- Console: $449.99
- Mario Kart World bundle: $499.99 (still the best deal)
- Accessories? Now with inflation: Pro Controller at $84.99, Joy-Cons at $94.99, and the Camera Attachment no one asked for at $54.99
My Take:
Nintendo’s still printing hype like it’s 2017, but this rollout had the vibes of Toad reading off IRS code. A calendar heads-up would’ve been nice.
Trevor Score: 8/10 — The console looks great. The rollout? Less so.

🌀 PS5 Déjà Vu — Another Price Hike for the Digital Edition
Sony’s back with a sequel we didn’t ask for: another international price hike for the PS5 Digital Edition, just like they did in 2022. This time it’s hitting Europe, Australia, and New Zealand — and it stings.
What’s Changing:
- EU: €500
- UK: £430
- AU: $750 AUD
- NZ: $860 NZD(Disc version? Still chillin’ — go figure.)
My Take:
The PS5 Digital was supposed to be the budget-friendly option. Now it’s climbing faster than Kratos on a rock wall. At this rate, the next price update will come with DLC.
Trevor Score: 5/10 — Makes sense on paper, but it’s a hard pill for new buyers.

🧠 Apple’s AI Is Getting Smarter — Without Reading Your Inbox (It Promises)
Apple’s playing catch-up in AI, and their latest trick is a new privacy-preserving training method. Basically, their AI compares synthetic data to your real inbox content — but only on-device. No cloud uploads, no shady snooping.
What It Aims to Improve:
- Smarter notification summaries
- Better Writing Tools
- More accurate personalization
My Take:
It’s like Apple gave the AI a key to your inbox but told it to just look through the peephole. Cool in theory, but we’ll see how much better Siri gets before we start celebrating.
Trevor Score: 7.5/10 — Clever, careful, and hopefully a little less clunky.

📍 Chipolo POP: The First Tracker That Doesn’t Make You Pick Sides
Say hello to Chipolo POP, the first Bluetooth tag that works with both Apple Find My and Google’s Find My Device. No more side-picking. No more guesswork.
Why It Rocks:
- 300 ft. Bluetooth range
- User-replaceable battery
- Loud ringtone, reverse phone finder, and selfie remote
- Comes in multiple colors (finally!)
My Take:
It’s like a romantic comedy where Android and iPhone users finally fall in love. If you lose stuff (and who doesn’t?), this tag finally makes sense of the chaos.
Trevor Score: 9/10 — Works with everything, no tribalism required.

🎬 Google’s Veo 2 Brings AI Video to the Masses — 8 Seconds at a Time
Google’s stepping into the AI video arena with Veo 2, now part of its Gemini Advanced ($20/month). You type a prompt, and boom: 8 seconds of AI-generated motion magic.
What You Get:
- 720p resolution
- SynthID watermark baked in
- Upload directly to TikTok or YouTube
- Bonus tool: Whisk Animate to turn AI images into video
My Take:
I tested it with “a dog surfing a neon wave at sunset.” The result? Surprisingly Instagrammable. Not Pixar, but definitely post-worthy.
Trevor Score: 7.5/10 — Wild potential, but still more toy than tool.

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🧱 Final Word: Tech’s on Fast-Forward — and Occasionally Reverse
Big Tech gave us the Switch 2 at warp speed, raised PS5 prices like it’s a subscription, and made AI even weirder — but somehow more helpful. The vibe this week? A chaotic mix of excitement, whiplash, and finally, a tracker that doesn’t ask for a loyalty oath.
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— Trevor Barnes
Editor & Resident Joy-Con Drift Counselor, TechInform.us